$96
Love thigh highs, but hate garter belts?
Me too! That’s why I designed these incredibly comfy cotton shorts that function exactly like a high-quality garter belt.
Pair them with thigh highs, stockings, or garter leggings and enjoy all-day comfort without constantly readjusting your garters.
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In my opinion, garter stockings and leggings are essentially the sexiest thing you can wear. On the other hand, garter belts are essentially the most annoying thing you can wear! They dig into your waist, ride up, twist unflatteringly, and force you to make a choice no one should ever have to make: underwear over the garter belt (creating an unholy amalgamation of Superman and a hooker), or underneath, turning every trip to the restroom into an ordeal.
My garter shorts solve all of those problems in the cutest way possible!
They’re made from the thickest stretchiest cotton fabric I can get my hands on – no see-thru spandex here! The waistband is extra wide, for minimal “muffin” effect. The pattern is low rise, but high enough (particularly in back) to be 100% worry free. The garter tabs are steel and rubber for a truly permanent grip on lace, nylon, or thin fabric. I’ve seen one of my customers (a belly dancer) do splits onstage in these with no slippage!
Whether you’re heading to a cosplay convention, renaissance festival, dance performance, or just love alternative fashion, these are the number one wardrobe upgrade you didn’t know you needed.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2X | 3X | 4X | |
| High Hips | 31-33″ | 33-35″ | 35-38″ | 38-41″ | 41-44″ | 44-48″ | 48-52″ | 52-56″ |
| Low Hips | 33-35″ | 35-38″ | 38-41″ | 41-44″ | 44-48″ | 48-52″ | 52-56″ | 56-60″ |
Garter shorts are made from gloriously thick and stretchy cotton lycra fabric – which comes on huge rolls that are literally too heavy for me to lift into place next to my cutting table! Since I need help to get a new batch started, there is an extended wait time involved for made-to-order garter shorts. Please plan 6 to 8 weeks plus shipping time to receive your garter shorts. If you need them sooner, reach out and let me know what size you plan to order. Occasionally I have extra pairs pre-cut in some sizes, and if so, I can shorten the time to 3-4 weeks.